Marital Bliss

Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year.
Every year Bill would say, "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter".
Blanche always replied, I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,and fifty bucks is fifty bucks".
One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said " Blanche I am 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might not get another chance".
To this Blanche replied " Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks".
The pilot overheard the couple and said "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny.But if you say one word it is fifty dollars."
Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks , but still not a word.
When they landed the pilot turned to Bill and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed."
Bill replied, Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out, but you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

ROFL

...........and that's why you'll never see me in the air